<p>Back in September, 2007, I wrote a post entitled <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/?p=1038">A Head Shed?</a></em></strong>Â , wherein I mused about finding a complete deer skull (including the racks) in one of our pastures.Â  I opined that theÂ buck may have been taken down by a pack of coyotes, whereas several commentators posited that the deer may have been struck by a vehicle, or wounded by a hunter far from our property, eventually to wander over here to die.</p>
<p>Â <a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dscn8677.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1095" title="Gracie's find" src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dscn8677.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="460" /></a></p>
<p>Well, that post was back in September, 2007.Â  This past March (2008), while hiking along in the &#8220;back forty&#8221;, Gracie happened upon this buck skeleton (pictured above).Â  The bones were picked clean, and mostly scattered in the immediate area.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/four-deer-skulls.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1096" title="four deer skulls" src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/four-deer-skulls.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="423" /></a></p>
<p>Since that second skeletal find in March, I have located two additional complete skulls on the property, bringing the grand total to four &#8211; all discovered within the <em>past six months</em>.</p>
<p>Considering that the closest paved road is about 2 miles distant from where these remains were found, I think it is highly improbable that all the deer wereÂ struck by a distant automobile and wandered, dazed and disoriented, onto our property to die.Â  One incident, perhaps &#8211; but four?Â  I doubt that vehicular mishaps explain my finds.</p>
<p>It seems strange to me that each of the skeletons I have found is a full grown buck.Â  I wonder if there is any significance to this, or is it just an improbable coincidence?Â </p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fuzzy.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1097" title="A bad toupee?" src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fuzzy.jpg" alt="A bad toupee?" width="450" height="338" /></a></p>
<p>Anyhow, no matter what the cause of the demise of these unfortunate <em>Odocoileus virginianus</em>, don&#8217;t you think this is an astonishingly bad toupee?</p>

<a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54494/367/AE2CC0E3D382A57BB57424B22F0E1A7A.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;"/></a><p>Back in September, 2007, I wrote a post entitled <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/?p=1038">A Head Shed?</a></em></strong>Â , wherein I mused about finding a complete deer skull (including the racks) in one of our pastures.Â  I opined that theÂ buck may have been taken down by a pack of coyotes, whereas several commentators posited that the deer may have been struck by a vehicle, or wounded by a hunter far from our property, eventually to wander over here to die.</p>
<p>Â <a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dscn8677.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1095" title="Gracie's find" src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dscn8677.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="460" /></a></p>
<p>Well, that post was back in September, 2007.Â  This past March (2008), while hiking along in the &#8220;back forty&#8221;, Gracie happened upon this buck skeleton (pictured above).Â  The bones were picked clean, and mostly scattered in the immediate area.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/four-deer-skulls.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1096" title="four deer skulls" src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/four-deer-skulls.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="423" /></a></p>
<p>Since that second skeletal find in March, I have located two additional complete skulls on the property, bringing the grand total to four &#8211; all discovered within the <em>past six months</em>.</p>
<p>Considering that the closest paved road is about 2 miles distant from where these remains were found, I think it is highly improbable that all the deer wereÂ struck by a distant automobile and wandered, dazed and disoriented, onto our property to die.Â  One incident, perhaps &#8211; but four?Â  I doubt that vehicular mishaps explain my finds.</p>
<p>It seems strange to me that each of the skeletons I have found is a full grown buck.Â  I wonder if there is any significance to this, or is it just an improbable coincidence?Â </p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fuzzy.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1097" title="A bad toupee?" src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fuzzy.jpg" alt="A bad toupee?" width="450" height="338" /></a></p>
<p>Anyhow, no matter what the cause of the demise of these unfortunate <em>Odocoileus virginianus</em>, don&#8217;t you think this is an astonishingly bad toupee?</p>

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