<p>It sometimes seems as if there is no middle ground in the precipitation department.Â  While some areas of the country are still undergoing a drought of severe proportions, with crop failures, a pending rampant fire season, and localized water shortages, other regions (Texas, Oklahoma and Kansas, for instance) findÂ residents with flooded homes, rivers 20&#8242; or more over flood stage, and farmers with ruined crops.</p>
<p>Fortunately, we have fared pretty well weather-wise in this part of the Ozarks.Â  You may <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/?p=769" title="Thirsty fish?">recall my post</a></em></strong> lamenting the lack ofÂ enough rain to keep the ponds completely full.Â  You may also recall, however, my post regarding <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/?p=832" title="It's Time for Another Try">this season&#8217;s hay crop</a></em></strong>, which ended with a photograph of the ominous skies that appeared over our hayfields at precisely the time that the grass should have been cut, dried and baled.Â  Since that time, we have not had three successive dry days in a row, which is about theÂ dry period that is needed to process the grass into bales of hay.Â Â  The result is that our hayfields have still not been cut.Â  It remains to be seenÂ whether or notÂ the grasses will be sufficiently nutritious and appropriate for baling when the next dry spell occurs, whenever that may be.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_001.jpg" title="Too much rain?"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_001.jpg" alt="Too much rain?" /></a></p>
<p>On another front, the lack of dryness has caused the lawn around the house to grow much higher than I normally like to keep it.Â  Even when there has been no outright rain, the fog,Â and the dew that accompanies it, has prevented the lawn from drying enough for me to play lawn-mower man.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_002.jpg" title="Mushrooms poping up all over the lawn"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_002.jpg" alt="Mushrooms poping up all over the lawn" /></a></p>
<p>Because the weather conditions are just perfectly fine for fungi, the giant, unidentified mushrooms (which you may recall <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/?p=882" title="Should He, or Shouldn't He?">from this post</a></em></strong>) have returned in force to my perpetually damp lawn.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_003.jpg" title="A shovel beside the mushrooms to show scale"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_003.jpg" alt="A shovel beside the mushrooms to show scale" /></a></p>
<p>Again, in case you missed the last post about the mushrooms, here is a picture to help depict a sense of scale of these mushrooms.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_004.jpg" title="Young mushroom specimen"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_004.jpg" alt="Young mushroom specimen" /></a></p>
<p>When they first emerge, the mushroom cap looks like the one in the photograph above, whichÂ takes onÂ a sort of helmet shape.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_005.jpg" title="Mushroom taking on a convex shape"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_005.jpg" alt="Mushroom taking on a convex shape" /></a></p>
<p>Soon, however, the mushroom cap breaks free of the ring at its base, and flares out into this convex configuration that you can see in this picture.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_006.jpg" title="Mushroom cap that has flattened out"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_006.jpg" alt="Mushroom cap that has flattened out" /></a></p>
<p>After attaining a convex shape for a short period of time, the cap then starts to flatten out, and even begins to curl up around the outer edges, which can be seen in the photograph above.</p>
<p>In my last encounter with these mushrooms, I contemplated making a meal out of them, but <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="http://geekacres.blogspot.com/" title="Geek Acres">Duane</a></em></strong>, for my own safety, Â convinced me not to, even though <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="http://hayduke.blogspot.com/" title="The Hayduke">Ed</a></em></strong> reassured me that Cholula Sauce goes well with anything!Â  But now I am re-assessing the situation.Â  Maybe I was a little too tentative last time.Â  Perhaps I shouldn&#8217;t have chickened out, and just doused the mushrooms with Cholula Sauce and proceeded to eat them.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/dscn6753.jpg" title="Maybe this is the way to deal with them!"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/dscn6753.jpg" alt="Maybe this is the way to deal with them!" /></a></p>
<p>On the other hand, Â perhaps they would taste better basted with <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="http://www.stubbsbbq.com/" title="Stubb's - Ladies and Gentlemen, he knows BBQ!">Stubb&#8217;s Mopping Sauce</a></em></strong> and grilled until golden brown.Â </p>
<p>I&#8217;ll let you know how they turn out.Â  Or maybe I won&#8217;t!</p>

<a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54494/367/AE2CC0E3D382A57BB57424B22F0E1A7A.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;"/></a><p>It sometimes seems as if there is no middle ground in the precipitation department.Â  While some areas of the country are still undergoing a drought of severe proportions, with crop failures, a pending rampant fire season, and localized water shortages, other regions (Texas, Oklahoma and Kansas, for instance) findÂ residents with flooded homes, rivers 20&#8242; or more over flood stage, and farmers with ruined crops.</p>
<p>Fortunately, we have fared pretty well weather-wise in this part of the Ozarks.Â  You may <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/?p=769" title="Thirsty fish?">recall my post</a></em></strong> lamenting the lack ofÂ enough rain to keep the ponds completely full.Â  You may also recall, however, my post regarding <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/?p=832" title="It's Time for Another Try">this season&#8217;s hay crop</a></em></strong>, which ended with a photograph of the ominous skies that appeared over our hayfields at precisely the time that the grass should have been cut, dried and baled.Â  Since that time, we have not had three successive dry days in a row, which is about theÂ dry period that is needed to process the grass into bales of hay.Â Â  The result is that our hayfields have still not been cut.Â  It remains to be seenÂ whether or notÂ the grasses will be sufficiently nutritious and appropriate for baling when the next dry spell occurs, whenever that may be.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_001.jpg" title="Too much rain?"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_001.jpg" alt="Too much rain?" /></a></p>
<p>On another front, the lack of dryness has caused the lawn around the house to grow much higher than I normally like to keep it.Â  Even when there has been no outright rain, the fog,Â and the dew that accompanies it, has prevented the lawn from drying enough for me to play lawn-mower man.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_002.jpg" title="Mushrooms poping up all over the lawn"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_002.jpg" alt="Mushrooms poping up all over the lawn" /></a></p>
<p>Because the weather conditions are just perfectly fine for fungi, the giant, unidentified mushrooms (which you may recall <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/?p=882" title="Should He, or Shouldn't He?">from this post</a></em></strong>) have returned in force to my perpetually damp lawn.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_003.jpg" title="A shovel beside the mushrooms to show scale"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_003.jpg" alt="A shovel beside the mushrooms to show scale" /></a></p>
<p>Again, in case you missed the last post about the mushrooms, here is a picture to help depict a sense of scale of these mushrooms.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_004.jpg" title="Young mushroom specimen"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_004.jpg" alt="Young mushroom specimen" /></a></p>
<p>When they first emerge, the mushroom cap looks like the one in the photograph above, whichÂ takes onÂ a sort of helmet shape.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_005.jpg" title="Mushroom taking on a convex shape"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_005.jpg" alt="Mushroom taking on a convex shape" /></a></p>
<p>Soon, however, the mushroom cap breaks free of the ring at its base, and flares out into this convex configuration that you can see in this picture.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_006.jpg" title="Mushroom cap that has flattened out"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mushrooms_006.jpg" alt="Mushroom cap that has flattened out" /></a></p>
<p>After attaining a convex shape for a short period of time, the cap then starts to flatten out, and even begins to curl up around the outer edges, which can be seen in the photograph above.</p>
<p>In my last encounter with these mushrooms, I contemplated making a meal out of them, but <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="http://geekacres.blogspot.com/" title="Geek Acres">Duane</a></em></strong>, for my own safety, Â convinced me not to, even though <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="http://hayduke.blogspot.com/" title="The Hayduke">Ed</a></em></strong> reassured me that Cholula Sauce goes well with anything!Â  But now I am re-assessing the situation.Â  Maybe I was a little too tentative last time.Â  Perhaps I shouldn&#8217;t have chickened out, and just doused the mushrooms with Cholula Sauce and proceeded to eat them.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/dscn6753.jpg" title="Maybe this is the way to deal with them!"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/dscn6753.jpg" alt="Maybe this is the way to deal with them!" /></a></p>
<p>On the other hand, Â perhaps they would taste better basted with <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="http://www.stubbsbbq.com/" title="Stubb's - Ladies and Gentlemen, he knows BBQ!">Stubb&#8217;s Mopping Sauce</a></em></strong> and grilled until golden brown.Â </p>
<p>I&#8217;ll let you know how they turn out.Â  Or maybe I won&#8217;t!</p>

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