<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_001.jpg" title="Morning sunrise at the ranch"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_001.jpg" alt="Morning sunrise at the ranch" /></a></p>
<p>Woke up this morning to a wonderful sunrise, and as I stood savoring the moment, I noticed Retta making her way toward me from the direction of the barn.Â  &#8220;It&#8217;s a baby raccoon,&#8221; she said.Â Â  &#8220;OK,&#8221; I replied,Â  &#8220;I&#8217;ll take care of it now, and then have my cup of coffee.&#8221;</p>
<p>After lacing up my boots and donning a light jacket, I headed out to the barn, where we are temporarily housing about 30-40 of our juvenile guineas.Â  Over the past few nights, some predator has consistently found a way to out-maneuver our defenses, with the result that several young guineas have (literally) lost their heads over these visits.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_002.jpg" title="You can check-in anytime you want, but you can never leaveâ€¦"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_002.jpg" alt="You can check-in anytime you want, but you can never leaveâ€¦" /></a></p>
<p>So &#8220;Trapper Retta&#8221; fetched the <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="http://www.havahart.com/default.asp" title="Havahart website">Havahart</a></em></strong> live-animal trap, baited it with cat food,Â  and set it out alongside the guineas&#8217; pen last night, and sure enough, she caught the (alleged) culprit.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_003.jpg" title="Please, kind sir, donâ€™t harm me!"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_003.jpg" alt="Please, kind sir, donâ€™t harm me!" /></a></p>
<p>It wasn&#8217;t really a baby &#8211; I&#8217;d say more of an adolescent raccoon, but he was plenty capable ofÂ bestowing deadly havoc upon our fowl.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_004.jpg" title="Our journey begins"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_004.jpg" alt="Our journey begins" /></a></p>
<p>I loaded him into the back of our utility vehicle (thank goodness the captive wasn&#8217;t a <em>skunk</em>), and proceeded to transport him to a location a couple of miles away from our barn area.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_005.jpg" title="The great iron barrier"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_005.jpg" alt="The great iron barrier" /></a></p>
<p>ToÂ reach the relocation spotÂ I had in mind for this raccoon required us to traverse a cattle guard.Â Â Could this help foil the critter&#8217;s return to our barn?Â  I doubt it, as he could easily scamper across the iron pipes, or simply walk around the cattle guard to reach the other side.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_006.jpg" title="The fork in the road"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_006.jpg" alt="The fork in the road" /></a></p>
<p>A little further down this road, we came to the (proverbial) &#8220;fork in the road.&#8221;Â  I supposeÂ  it is <em>possible</em> that the critter might become confused about which direction to follow when he reached this junction,Â  but I wouldn&#8217;t count on this outcome as being <em>probable</em>.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_007.jpg" title="Momma, why does he look like a man, but smell like a raccoon?"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_007.jpg" alt="Momma, why does he look like a man, but smell like a raccoon?" /></a></p>
<p>As we continue along the road some distance further, we pass momma and calf, whose presence (along with other members ofÂ the herd) might deter a wayward raccoon from trespassingÂ upon their cherished grazing pastures.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_008.jpg" title="Ouch!"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_008.jpg" alt="Ouch!" /></a></p>
<p>The next &#8220;barrier&#8221; we must pass is the new barbed-wire fence our neighbor just completed across a section of his property.Â  If you were a raccoon, would you want to chance scraping your back on the sharp, pointed barbs of a newly-stretched fence?</p>
<p>Actually, I sincerely doubt that any ofÂ these so-called &#8220;barriers&#8221; will prove to be an impediment to the raccoon, should he choose to return to our barn.Â  A couple of miles is not a particularly long distance for a raccoon to range,Â  and the barbed wire fencing, the herd of cattle and the iron cattle guardÂ are mere trivialities to a critter such as this raccoon.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_009.jpg" title="Hey, this doesnâ€™t look so bad after all."><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_009.jpg" alt="Hey, this doesnâ€™t look so bad after all." /></a></p>
<p>What I am counting on is my blissfully naive hope that this young raccoon will find his new relocation spot sufficiently attractive in it&#8217;s critter-type amenities so that he wouldn&#8217;t even consider leaving it to return to our farm.Â  I&#8217;m hoping he will find this old, unused barn to be a perfectÂ home for a young raccoon,Â who is just starting off in this world.</p>
<p>Or perhaps I should have loaded him into the truck, andÂ transported him down the highway for about twenty miles before releasing him into the wilderness?Â  We&#8217;ll know soon enough!</p>

<a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54494/367/AE2CC0E3D382A57BB57424B22F0E1A7A.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;"/></a><p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_001.jpg" title="Morning sunrise at the ranch"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_001.jpg" alt="Morning sunrise at the ranch" /></a></p>
<p>Woke up this morning to a wonderful sunrise, and as I stood savoring the moment, I noticed Retta making her way toward me from the direction of the barn.Â  &#8220;It&#8217;s a baby raccoon,&#8221; she said.Â Â  &#8220;OK,&#8221; I replied,Â  &#8220;I&#8217;ll take care of it now, and then have my cup of coffee.&#8221;</p>
<p>After lacing up my boots and donning a light jacket, I headed out to the barn, where we are temporarily housing about 30-40 of our juvenile guineas.Â  Over the past few nights, some predator has consistently found a way to out-maneuver our defenses, with the result that several young guineas have (literally) lost their heads over these visits.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_002.jpg" title="You can check-in anytime you want, but you can never leaveâ€¦"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_002.jpg" alt="You can check-in anytime you want, but you can never leaveâ€¦" /></a></p>
<p>So &#8220;Trapper Retta&#8221; fetched the <strong><em><a target="_blank" href="http://www.havahart.com/default.asp" title="Havahart website">Havahart</a></em></strong> live-animal trap, baited it with cat food,Â  and set it out alongside the guineas&#8217; pen last night, and sure enough, she caught the (alleged) culprit.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_003.jpg" title="Please, kind sir, donâ€™t harm me!"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_003.jpg" alt="Please, kind sir, donâ€™t harm me!" /></a></p>
<p>It wasn&#8217;t really a baby &#8211; I&#8217;d say more of an adolescent raccoon, but he was plenty capable ofÂ bestowing deadly havoc upon our fowl.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_004.jpg" title="Our journey begins"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_004.jpg" alt="Our journey begins" /></a></p>
<p>I loaded him into the back of our utility vehicle (thank goodness the captive wasn&#8217;t a <em>skunk</em>), and proceeded to transport him to a location a couple of miles away from our barn area.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_005.jpg" title="The great iron barrier"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_005.jpg" alt="The great iron barrier" /></a></p>
<p>ToÂ reach the relocation spotÂ I had in mind for this raccoon required us to traverse a cattle guard.Â Â Could this help foil the critter&#8217;s return to our barn?Â  I doubt it, as he could easily scamper across the iron pipes, or simply walk around the cattle guard to reach the other side.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_006.jpg" title="The fork in the road"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_006.jpg" alt="The fork in the road" /></a></p>
<p>A little further down this road, we came to the (proverbial) &#8220;fork in the road.&#8221;Â  I supposeÂ  it is <em>possible</em> that the critter might become confused about which direction to follow when he reached this junction,Â  but I wouldn&#8217;t count on this outcome as being <em>probable</em>.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_007.jpg" title="Momma, why does he look like a man, but smell like a raccoon?"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_007.jpg" alt="Momma, why does he look like a man, but smell like a raccoon?" /></a></p>
<p>As we continue along the road some distance further, we pass momma and calf, whose presence (along with other members ofÂ the herd) might deter a wayward raccoon from trespassingÂ upon their cherished grazing pastures.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_008.jpg" title="Ouch!"><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_008.jpg" alt="Ouch!" /></a></p>
<p>The next &#8220;barrier&#8221; we must pass is the new barbed-wire fence our neighbor just completed across a section of his property.Â  If you were a raccoon, would you want to chance scraping your back on the sharp, pointed barbs of a newly-stretched fence?</p>
<p>Actually, I sincerely doubt that any ofÂ these so-called &#8220;barriers&#8221; will prove to be an impediment to the raccoon, should he choose to return to our barn.Â  A couple of miles is not a particularly long distance for a raccoon to range,Â  and the barbed wire fencing, the herd of cattle and the iron cattle guardÂ are mere trivialities to a critter such as this raccoon.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_009.jpg" title="Hey, this doesnâ€™t look so bad after all."><img src="https://www.mitzenmacher.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/raccoon_009.jpg" alt="Hey, this doesnâ€™t look so bad after all." /></a></p>
<p>What I am counting on is my blissfully naive hope that this young raccoon will find his new relocation spot sufficiently attractive in it&#8217;s critter-type amenities so that he wouldn&#8217;t even consider leaving it to return to our farm.Â  I&#8217;m hoping he will find this old, unused barn to be a perfectÂ home for a young raccoon,Â who is just starting off in this world.</p>
<p>Or perhaps I should have loaded him into the truck, andÂ transported him down the highway for about twenty miles before releasing him into the wilderness?Â  We&#8217;ll know soon enough!</p>

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